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Mar. 13th, 2008

FIC: Blood Makes Noise. Angel: the Series. Connor/Darla. R.

Aka "One down, 68473 WIP to go"

Title: Blood Makes Noise.
Author: La Femme Darla.
Fandom: Angel: the Series.
Pairing: Darla/Connor.
Rating: R.
Word Count: 4080.
Disclaimer: Not my characters. They belong to Joss whedon, Fox and others. All I own are a poodle, a colourful sweater and an assorted collection of pens. please don't sue.
Summary: All she can do now is teach him how to survive where Angel couldn’t.
Decicated: To [info]missambs and [info]darlas_mom for the beta, [info]girlflesh for the encourament and everybody else for reminding me to finish this. Might not be what you guys were hoping for, though.
Warning: This story contains HET. Oh, and is mother/son incest

Read more )

Jan. 18th, 2008

And Tomorrow... the Lottery Numbers.

Based on Torchwood 2x01 I've come up with a list of cracktastic predictions about Season Two. Mostly involving Captain Jack and Captain John. And Ianto. And some Tosh. And a spoiler from the end of the ep.

Beind the cut. Also, a very important question regarding Captain John. I know the answer's gonna be yes but still...

Behold my Fearless Predictions for Season Two )

If you replace "girlfriend" with "fangirls"...

Former BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER star JAMES MARSTERS helped fulfil one of his girlfriend's fantasies on the set of sci-fi series TORCHWOOD - when he locked lips with JOHN BARROWMAN.

I choose to read "I had never kissed a man on film before" any way I want :P

Now if we can make him oil wrestle David Boreanaz, I can cross anoher one on my list.

Jan. 17th, 2008

I also discovered Rosebud is a sled...

So... I may have accidentantly spoiled myself for Angel: After the Fall #3 without seeing the issue yet.

All I gotta sa is... WTF?????????????????????????

Torchwood 2x01: Kiss Kiss. Bang Bang.

Ok, where do I sign the petition to make James Marsters stay on Torchwood forever? That was pure, delicious slashy monkey crack and the best TW ep ever.

Running bits which mostly Captain John being awesome and me abusing caps )

Oh God could somebody please keep from bouncing and squeeing and flailing my arms all over?

ETA: I iz having a very important poll about the ep here

Jan. 7th, 2008

Captain john fen

* Go here

* Click on the arrow to see the second picture.

* Drop dead.

Nov. 28th, 2007

Is today Crack Day and nobody told me?

* For the Phantom of the opera and Angel fans on my flist: The Wesley of the Opera by [info]realcdaae. A cracktastic moving story.

* The runnerups on the Bad Sex In Writing Award 2007 - Took me a while to figure out why did the name "David Thewlis" sound so familiar zomglupinwroteabookwithabadsexscene!!!!!!

* Around 3 am, Pakita jumped off the bed and left the room, probably to get some water/bathroom/wander around. She came back and let out this loud not-quite-a-bark-not-quite-a-yelp sound that I've learned means "Even though I'm perfectly capable to jump to the bed on my own, I'd rather have you help me out. And if you don't, I'll tap dance all over the room and keep you awake. Fred Astaire had nothing on me!"

So I helped her uyp and was just drifting back to sleep when a dim light fills one side of the room and very loud screams make jump off the bed and grab the nearest object - which turned out to be a rather cute pen - to defend myself from whetever was going on.

Turns out, Pakita stepped on the remote control on her way to her pillow - yes, not only she has her own pillow, but also her own blanket and stuffed animal - and I found my help sleepy self staring at some weird slasher flick. It could have been a porn though. I think they were boobs and somebody running and also a knife... unless "that" wasn't a knife... Anyhoo, I quickly turned it off and tried to go back to sleep. I dimly recall Pakita licking my arm which you could say was a loving gesture but I know it means "I own you, bitca."

Nov. 24th, 2007

Okay, 'fess up.

Which one of you guys emailed me that VK on EW scan?


ETA: Sarah Michelle Gellar on Maxim - Ok, I'm not a member of the "SMG is the hottest woman ever!" bandwagon but these are.... YOWZA!!!!

Nov. 16th, 2007

If you built it, they will come. Right?

[info]roguetimeagents @ lj

For Torchwood's Captain Jack/Captain John. Because by this time last year, Martha Jones was a clog dancing lesbian ninja in the eyes of the fans and the boys are not getting enough spec/crazyness/lesbian clogdancing ninjas for my liking. Plus, the name makes me think of Rogue Demon Hunters and that makes me think of alexis Denisof and it reminds me that John Barrowman so went there too ;-)

Nov. 13th, 2007

Julie, Julie, Julie.

First the Rambo movie, then the hair, now I'm gonna have to watch the Punisher Sequel?

Ah, the things you do to me. *huggles*

And a happy john Barrowman album release day to you, guys! check out his Every Little thing Sheo does Is Magic

And so this post is brought to you by the letters J and B :P

Nov. 12th, 2007

i haz new hair color

Now it's black. And there's still some red in it because I do it myself and I always miss spots. And if I move it in front of me I look like Samara from The Ring with a perm.

Where is a camera when you need one?

Nov. 11th, 2007

I miss my dead gay show and my epic undead otp

Caught the first ep of Moonlight. You know those cracktastic shows that make you *facepalm* plenty of times but you cannot help but love? *coughs*Torchwood*coughs*

Moonlight wishes it could reach that level.

It's not that show is awfully bad. It's more like it's very very very boring and everyone is just winging it. But Jason is always awesome and Sophia is cute. Now if we could make this a show about Jason's character and he and St. John (that's the guy, right?) could be done teh sex... That would be awesome.

And I really want to not compare this one to Angel. I really do. But [info]fahrbotdrusilla just told me what happened last ep and I cannot stop giggling ) Ok, I got nuthin'. Except the giggles. And the insane need to go watch Angel/Darla eps. They're epic.

Nov. 5th, 2007

Enough cheese for eight packages of elbow macaroni and loving it!

More on John's new album. And yes, I might be like this for a while. Sowy.

If you go to John's site, he has the full vid for All Out Of love and short previews for seven tracks.

Uber pretty, has kissed two guys from the Angel opening credits - I'm sure he has the others on his to do list - and is giving us an album of wonderfully romantic and cheesy pop ballads. What's not to love?

Nov. 4th, 2007


Cover of the First Issue of Torchwood Magazine

ME WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Showed to my cousin, who is filled with so much glee and wonders why James Marsters won't invite John Barrowman to sing on his Cardiff gig. I believe this is why. Oh, John. This is gonna be the cheesiest album in the history of cheesy albums. I love you so much. *bounces*

Nov. 1st, 2007

You were saying, [info]missambs?

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
lafemmedarla goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Vampire Snow White.
bebedebroadway gives you 7 light orange evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
carlyinrome gives you 6 dark blue banana-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
darlas_mom gives you 11 light blue orange-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
fahrbotdrusilla gives you 2 light green cinnamon-flavoured jawbreakers.
girlflesh gives you 2 green cola-flavoured gumdrops.
ignited gives you 10 green mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
lady_alatariel_ gives you 10 white vanilla-flavoured gummy bats.
marciaelena tricks you! You lose 20 pieces of candy!
missambs tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
realcdaae gives you 11 orange tropical-flavoured gummy bats.
lafemmedarla ends up with 39 pieces of candy, and a broken balloon.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Oct. 30th, 2007

Damnit, Dexter

So... based on next week's preview and Kristin bit from EOnline... Read more... )

Oct. 27th, 2007

Talk about crossover goodness.

If this is true, I really need to start rewatching Heroes for when the time comes.

In other news, Daniel Craig is doing four more James Bond films! SQUEEEEEE!!!!

Oct. 25th, 2007


So... I am looking at wireimage was doing a search on Jossverse girls and then I was going "Who is this girl and why does she come out everytime I search for... Oh!"

Read more... )

I gut nuthin' O.O

Oct. 22nd, 2007

Dexter. 2x04. See Through

This show is too funny! how can a show about a serial killer be so funny?

this cut's ancient costumes intrigue me )

Oct. 19th, 2007

Holy Post DH Revelations, Batman!

*looks for Ashton Kutcher*

Ok, are we being punk*d or did JK Rowling indeed say this? (Spoilers for Deathly Hallows and beyond)

Cant. Stop. Grinning. Stop Me?

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